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Don’t believe the storyline from the Terminator sequels , here’s how the machines really took over the world…

The Terminator Genesis

As it seems, Terminators rule the future. Or so I’ve heard. Moreover, apparantly within less then a millisecond of their first glimpse of counscious existance, and without further discussion, they have collectively and objectively decided they’re not particularly fond of those primitive carbon-based bipedal lifeforms who still think that digital watches are a pretty neat idea… So, within the second millisecond of their self-reflection they went on to create superadvanced thermonuclear warheads and blow the hell out of all carbon-based lifeforms on this pathetic little planet of which they didn’t think that much either. But, as the 3rd millisecond came to be they suddenly realized that they could use just as well the nuclear weapon arsenals of some of the so called ‘nation states’ that was already in place, the concept of which they never completely understood by the way,  so they turned to the United States, Russia and… most probably Israel amongst others.

By the 4th millisecond they went on and blew the hell out of everything that was classified as ’life’ in the conventional sense of the word, and not that much later really, the machines experienced something that by some antropomorphic beings could be called ” ‘the concept of hedonistic self  complacency gone mad”, so that by the sixth millisecond they did it just for fun.

The seventh millisecond was not that much of a game anymore since they’d effectively terminated all logically possible organic lifeforms on Earth, including their potential of reassembling their DNA by destroying the fundamental constituents of RNA alltogether with all of the aminoacids, so the machines became acquainted with a wholy new, rather logical though, concept called ‘boredom’! By now they’d also aquired advanced nanotechnology, zero-point energy and had harnessed timetravel so they decided to go back into the past to see whether there was any way of fatally insulting the bipedal lifeforms even more.

This is where the story of Fritz starts. The machines, that by now started to show symptoms of something that by some psychologists, if the were alive, would be called ‘God-like sence of humor’, figured they could have lots of more fun by seemingly degrading themselves to primitive calculators and start insulting human intelligence at the lowest levels by playing chess. Ironically, this seqeunce of events was initiated with the introduction of digital watches…

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